Fred and Valerie

“Texas Native” on a car with Virginia license plates, sporting a South Carolina emblem (the palm tree and crescent) sticker, and a Key West bumper sticker.

“I love to sing” or “I love to snog”? Even better, “I live to snog?”

Spotted on an Infiniti, not a BMW.

Ordinarily, a license plate of “BLOWS” wouldn’t be posted. But, this one was special. Instead of being your standard issue license plate, this just happened to be a Georgia Tech license plate. For those who may question if the plate was actually designed to say, “Georgia Tech Blows!” the Georgia Bulldog license plate frame helped erase any doubt.

“Excess Money” or “Ex’s Money.” Given the gold-colored Lexus the plate was on, it could have been either one, but the latter is funnier.

Seize the low-wattage light bulb?

Unfortunately, we saw this rather disturbing license plate at night and couldn’t get a good look at the driver.

Seen on a Dodge Stratus. I really don’t know what was “just for show.”

Saw this license plate on the way to work this morning and I couldn’t decide whether it was “Love Two Kids” or “Leave Two Kids.” Valerie asked how wrong it would be if it was “Love Two Kids” and they actually had three kids.

“Okay kids, it’s up to you to figure out which one of you I didn’t include in the license plate.”

Seen on a car with a “Mail Carrier; Frequent Stops” sign posted in the rear window.

I found myself wondering if he was Bob and he was ready to “go postal” anytime soon.