Archive for November, 2008

Worst Dinner Ever

Saturday, November 15th, 2008

Thankfully, the title of “Worst Dinner Ever” doesn’t apply to anything we actually ate. Instead, the title goes to a frozen dinner we saw in the store last night.

After eating a nice meal at our favorite Mexican restaurant, El Puerto, last night, we had some time to burn before meeting up with our friends, the Seales. We were going to be seeing the Waynesboro Players’ rendition of “A Christmas Story” and before we met up, Valerie and I went to the Sharp Shopper, a local discount supermarket.

As we walked up and down the aisles, we saw various food items we’d never seen before. We finally got to the frozen foods section and there it was: the worst dinner ever.

I’d like to think there’s a party game where, much like the Three Items at the Register game, people are challenged with thinking up the worst combination of a main dinner item, a vegetable, and a dessert. It’s actually a fairly difficult thing to do because so many food items just seem to work together. But, Banquet, the maker of fine frozen foods, has managed to create the ultimate worst combination.

It’s called the “Pepperoni Pizza Dinner” and it’s not much like what it seems it would be. Instead of some pepperoni pizza, a breadstick, and some other side item, Banquet put together pepperoni pizza, corn, and a fudge brownie. That’s right, pepperoni pizza, corn, and a fudge brownie. It sounds like something from a children’s song and I think it may have first been envisioned by a Banquet employee’s child.

Regardless of it’s origins, one thing is for certain: Banquet’s “Pepperoni Pizza Dinner” is most certainly the Worst Dinner Ever.

Book Finished: Twinkie Deconstructed

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Surprisingly, I wasn’t terrified of Twinkies after finishing Steve Ettlinger’s Twinkie, Deconstructed: My Journey to Discover How the Ingredients Found in Processed Foods Are Grown, Mined (Yes, Mined), and Manipulated Into What America Eats. In fact, I was actually a bit put at ease at how Twinkies are made and surprised by the number of unnatural-sounding ingredients that are actually natural, or pretty close to it. To celebrate the end of the book, I bought a box of Twinkies and ate one of the little “Golden Sponge Cakes with Creamy Filling” and I thought it was pretty good; not something I’d eat all the time, but certainly a nice treat.

And, contrary to urban legend, Twinkies will NOT last forever and they WILL eventually spoil. They’ll actually harden pretty quickly, just like bread, if left out of their packaging.

All in all, a good and interesting read.

Next Up: The Reluctant Tuscan: How I Discovered My Inner Italian by Phil Doran, a former TV producer and writer.

President-Elect Obama

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

President Obama

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

CNN: “OBAMA TO BE NEXT PRESIDENT”

USATODAY: “OBAMA CLINCHES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION”

ABC News: “Mr. President”

CBS News: “Barack Obama Makes History”

FOX News: “PRESIDENT OBAMA”

NBC News: “OBAMA WINS”

NPR: “Obama Sails to Sweeping, Historic Victory”

BBC News America: “Obama wins historic US election”

Reuters: “Obama captures historic White House win”

Boston Globe: “Making history”

Chicago Tribune: “Barack Obama, our next president”

The Dallas Morning News: “Obama triumphs in historic vote”

New York Times: “OBAMA”

Washington Post: “Obama Sweeps to Victory, Elected 44th President”

Los Angeles Times: “OBAMA ELECTED PRESIDENT”

AOL: “Barack Obama Wins Presidential Election”

Yahoo.com: “Obama is projected winner”

Wired: “Propelled by Internet, Barack Obama Wins Presidency”

On the Cusp of History

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Today, America votes. We, as a country, head to the polls and turn our political wishes into votes for a candidate. No matter who wins the Presidential Election as a result of those votes cast today, history will be made.

Barack Obama burst onto the political scene in a way rarely scene. In a circle usually reserved for those who have paid their dues and networked themselves senseless, Obama came from nowhere.

Obama’s defining moment, with regards to his Presidential ambitions, came four years before his Presidential campaign, during the Presidential Election of 2004. At a convention where John Kerry accepted the Democratic Party’s nomination to run for President against incumbent George W. Bush, Barack Obama delivered the keynote speech and it was, arguably, the speech of a lifetime.

At the time, many in close political circles, and even a few in not-so-close circles and the media, started mumbling about a future President Obama. This young, charismatic man had energized a crowd and, subsequently, a political party.

With Kerry’s loss to Bush, the road was paved for Obama to fully arrive on the scene for this year’s Presidential Election. Soon enough, he announced his intentions and ran against Senator Hillary Clinton in the Democratic Primary. After a long contested primary, Obama won his party’s nomination and turned to the Presidential Election.

Beyond Obama’s quick rise to political fame, what makes his run for President historic is that he’s black. While people such as Reverend Jesse Jackson and Reverend Al Sharpton have run for President in one way or another in elections past, Barack Obama became the first African American to secure the nomination of a major political party. This, just over 45 years after Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech. A dream, indeed.

While Barack Obama’s rise to the nomination was meteoric, John McCain‘s was more prolonged. After serving his country in the military and enduring torture as a P.O.W., McCain found his way into politics. He was first elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1982 and subsequently to the U.S. Senate in 1986. He has represented the state of Arizone in Congress for the last 26 years.

With an unsuccessful run for President in 2000 Republican Primary, McCain’s Presidential story started much like many other past nominees. And, much like several past nominees, McCain was finally able to secure the Republican nomination after his campaign was written off as dead following a poor showing in Iowa.

Many pundits said McCain wouldn’t be able to recover from the Iowa results. Many said his campaign just wouldn’t be able to survive to even try to recover. In fact, with McCain’s campaign struggling in the early part of the Republican primary, he had to cut staff and watch as the campaign failed to bring in money like his fellow candidates. In politics, there is no surer sign of a dead campaign than cutting staff and failing to bring in money.

But, the death of the McCain campaign was not to be. He went on to win state after state in surprising fashion. And, finally, after many failed attempts, John McCain was the Republican Party’s candidate for President. But, with his middle-of-the-road politics, the pundits said he couldn’t win the Presidency.

John McCain describes himself as a maverick, someone who bucks conventional wisdom. After trying to rally the Republican base, McCain showed how much he’s willing to go against the norm by choosing Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Thrust onto the political scene, Sarah Palin was the strongly conservative candidate the Republican ticket needed. And, the Presidential election quickly turned into guaranteed history. The country would either have its first black President or its first woman Vice President.

But the history doesn’t stop there.

Similar to what happened to McCain during the Republican primaries, the pundits started to question his campaign. Polls that showed America, particularly Republicans, loving McCain and Palin in late August and early September started to trend in the opposite direction as time moved along.

If the Post-Iowa Experience in the Republican primary was tough for John McCain, then October was horrific; even well before Halloween. The polls were trending in Obama’s favor and, slowly but surely, states that George Bush won in 2004, like Colorado and New Mexico, were leaning more and more towards Obama. Then, states like Virginia and North Carolina became toss-ups or even in favor of Obama after over 40 years of voting for a Republican.

The wheels were coming off the campaign, said the pundits. Obama in a landslide, said the pundits. The Obama campaign’s money was just too much to overcome, said the pundits. Then a strange thing happened: the polls started moving back towards center; towards McCain.

And that’s where things stood as of this morning. Nothing was wrapped up. Nothing was set in stone. Everything was up for grabs.

Despite this, history will be made. At the end of the election, the Nation will have its first black President or its first woman Vice President. And, if John McCain pulls out a victory over Barack Obama, the Nation will have seen a comeback the likes of which we haven’t seen since “Dewey Defeats Truman.”

Only time will tell, but it’s a great feeling to be part of a once-in-a-generation election with such large historical significance.

Observed at the Election Precinct

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

We voted early this morning (about 7:30 am) and saw/overheard the following exchange. We couldn’t help but laugh afterwards.

The Scene
We’re standing in line, waiting for an open voting booth. A woman election worker is watching over a control pad that controls the voting booths. A man election worker is walking around the line of voters with a large calculator in hand. The man approaches the woman.

Man [looking at calculator]: I got 19.

Woman: I got 276.

Man [looking perplexed and towards the voting booths]: Does that include these 5?

Woman [looks perplexed]

Man [looks more perplexed]

One can only hope they weren’t keeping track of voters in any way that matters with respect to the outcome of the voting at that precinct.